Hemi Cuda

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    Hemi Cuda

    He was a crazy mechanic who fixed church cars and lawn mowers

    And an occasional engine for some spare money to spend.

    He like drivin’ fast cars and the cops they all knew him

    As the guy in the Plymouth with a top speed of no end.

     

    Wide open highway hey why even chase him.

    They think he did something or he wouldn’t flee.

    Don’t matter wont catch him, not in what hes  driv-in.

    It’ll out run the wind so they best leave him be.

     

    High-way patrol out in  Texas liked chasin that Plymouth,

    a 69 model with a hemi inside.

    But they could do nuthin, but watch as he left em,

    Helicopter and all, in the dust of his ride.

     

    With eight hundred horses, feeding on raw nitros oxide

    And a blower on top that was forse feedin em wind.

    A stroker crank in the block hangin on to forged pistons.

    A two hundred gear in the rear and a top speed of no end.

     

    They chased him towards Dallas out there on the freeway

    Running 195 when he hit overdrive

    The motor was screamin and  he switched on  the nitros

    Then blew right around their road block on the side

     

    Highway patrol called the Air Force to chace after that Plymouth

    But he just shot em the finger when he saw em fly by

    Then he turned off the freeway somewhere outta of Dallas

    And he headed out west under the North Texas sky

     

    He made old El Paso before it got dark there

    And Parked under a bridge just to rest for a while

    The sheriff there saw him but didn’t call in

    He just started his car up with a really big smile

     

    The Sheriff then  pulled in behind that old Plymouth

    And he flashed on his lights and said step outside

    But he was to slow-see that mechinic stayed ready

    And he side stepped the clutch and his car came alive

     

    Flyin out through the desert, in hot pursuit chasin

    That 69 Cuda  that would outrun the wind.

    The sheriff just caught one quick glimpse of the tail lights

    Then they vanished in darkness and that is the end.

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