No Cowboy

Yea he’s a long and lean Texan in a ten-gallon hat

He’s got goat ropin boots on drives a big Cadillac

He’s got cow horns on the bonnet, as the English would say

And he whoops like a cowboy when he drives a way

He’s a modern-day wrangler but he don’t own a horse

He thinks he a cowboy which ain't true of course

It takes more than a horse to make up the man

I guess that’s just one thing he can’t understand

Yea he dances the two-step like nobody before

He’s got six women waitin and still wants some more

He’s got a definite problem and it’s easy to see

He just ain’t a cowboy bad as he wants to be

He’s got skoal in his pocket but he don’t even dip

And he never drinks whiskey cept an occasional sip

He ain’t never been huntin or camped out on the range

Some call him a cowboy......... but I call him strange

Cowgirls they all love him he’s the man of their dreams

Yea that cowboy wrangler in his starched denim jeans

He stroll into our bar and we all wish he would quit

Cause he smells like Polo instead of cow shit