Insurance Companys

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    Insurance Companys

     The salesman said
    For peace of mind 
    I should buy insurance
    Of every kind
    However when I make a claim
    The replies are usually all the same
    "Thats not covered"
    Whatever disaster comes my way
    The small print in the contract says
    "That we do not pay"
    The insurance companies never lose a dime
    Because they guarantee their profits
    Ahead of time
    They fill you full of serenity fables
    While their business is based
    On actuarial tables
    What is covered every time
    Is the Insurance companies 
    BIg fat bottom lines
     

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    Teardrops commented on Insurance Companys

    12-25-2009

    yes i agree and when you say what I feel it brings it to life thanks
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    Ogden

    12/27/2009

    Thank you Teardrops for all your kind comments Happy New Year

    FranzJ commented on Insurance Companys

    11-03-2009

    100% true - ask me- i survived hurricane katrina- and fought ins. cos. for 2 years - sad but true
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