Santa Claus

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Santa Claus

An aging chubby Santa
Should give you lots of pause
Make sure your liability insurance 
Has an updated Santa Clause

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simoneaugustus commented on Santa Claus

04-27-2010

Charming and witty! Very nice piece

Ogden

04/27/2010

Many thanks for your kind comments BP/Ogden

Teardrops commented on Santa Claus

12-25-2009

You expressed like a ture poet and yes i guess we all need a santa clause

slohan4u commented on Santa Claus

12-22-2009

that is a funny poem. merry christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poetry comes nearer to vital truth than history.

Plato (BC 427-BC 347) Greek philosopher.

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