Its Free

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Its Free

What a deal
The pen is free
Just send postage and handling of 
$3.93

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The true philosopher and the true poet are one, and a beauty, which is truth, and a truth, which is beauty, is the aim of both.

Ralph Waldo Emerson, American Poet (1803-1882)

Ogden’s Poems (36)

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Election Day 0
A Colonoscopy 0
Shoes 1
Shaping Up 0
Stop Smoking 1
Losing Weight 2
Ogden Nash 2
Clamshells 2
Telemarketers 2
Santa Claus 3
Todays Tomatoes 1
Insurance Companys 3
Neatness Counts 4
Dentists 3
Packaging 2
Cruising 1
Yiddish 1
Pills 1
Its Free 1
Buses 0
One Penny 0
The Elephant 1
My Barber Manny 0
Airline Food 1
Cell Phones 1
One Martini 1
Waiting 0
Credit Cards 0
The Roach 1
Taxis 1
Fashion Models 2
Banks 2
Money Back 2
Prostate Exam 0
Beans 4
The Pigeon 4