To many lemons

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    To many lemons

    When life hands you lemons make what
    When it's finished is it cold or hot
    When do I add all these lemons I've got
    I have no list of what spices it needs
    I have no idea of how many it feeds
    I have no aide and to many seeds
    I've never had nor saw the recipe
    I've no clue to what it's supposed to be
    I've never liked lemons in my tea
    Is it a pie that i need to make
    Is it frozen or do i bake
    Is it that i make a cake
    Should I leave them on a tray
    Could i turn and walk away
    But would I try another day
    I'll rest awhile and get a fresh start
    I'll keep from picking my lemons apart
    I'll let them ripen so they wont be so tart
    I'm ready to squeeze the juice into a bowl
    Sweeten with sugar that much I know
    Will add some water to even the flow
    Damn the juice got in my eye
    Damn all that goes arye
    Damn these lemons that make me cry
    All of this effort and all that was made
    All I need is a recipe relayed
    Not all these gallons of lemonaide

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    Chaos128 commented on To many lemons

    08-20-2009

    Ha ha! Just a tad overANALytical, but valid points nonetheless. Really funny stuff.

    jg commented on To many lemons

    05-22-2009

    I LOVED this one. I'm not a pro, or anything. I just read it & liked it. The quirky english kept it interesting. Loved the ending.

    Poetry comes nearer to vital truth than history.

    Plato (BC 427-BC 347) Greek philosopher.

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