I'm no "G"


  • Humor
  • ,
  • Hip Hop
  • ,
  • Rap.

    Poem Commentary

    A humor poem making fun of young hip hop artists and their portrayal of how they feel young blacks must dress and act.

    I'm no "G"

    I don’t need to be ‘hip’. I do not talk ‘fly’. I won’t ‘sag’ my pants. Don’t ask me to try. Don’t cut my hair in a ‘ fade’.

    That’s not cool. I won’t dress up ‘ FUBU’ and look like a fool. I don’t ‘stay’ in ‘da hood’. I do not ‘sling’ rock.

    When I talk to my ‘boys’ I don’t squeeze on my cock!

    I won’t roll on ‘spinners’ . Please, don’t ‘pimp’ my ride.

    I don’t listen to ‘rap’ or believe much in ‘ black pride’.

    I won’t wear big gold. My jewelry isn’t ‘bling’.

    No diamonds in my ‘grill’. That just aint my thing.

    I cannot ‘break dance’. I won’t play ‘b-ball’.

    To me, being a ‘G’. Just aint cool at all.

    Phil G. Inman Sr.


    (with apologies to the hip hop scene)

    You all know who you is……

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    jtlove commented on I'm no "G"


    So nigga G ain't for you? By definition it's not a good thing anyway. ;)



    I am unsure if that was a positive or negative comment. So thanks for reading!

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