I'm no "G"
I don’t need to be ‘hip’. I do not talk ‘fly’. I won’t ‘sag’ my pants. Don’t ask me to try. Don’t cut my hair in a ‘ fade’.
That’s not cool. I won’t dress up ‘ FUBU’ and look like a fool. I don’t ‘stay’ in ‘da hood’. I do not ‘sling’ rock.
When I talk to my ‘boys’ I don’t squeeze on my cock!
I won’t roll on ‘spinners’ . Please, don’t ‘pimp’ my ride.
I don’t listen to ‘rap’ or believe much in ‘ black pride’.
I won’t wear big gold. My jewelry isn’t ‘bling’.
No diamonds in my ‘grill’. That just aint my thing.
I cannot ‘break dance’. I won’t play ‘b-ball’.
To me, being a ‘G’. Just aint cool at all.
Phil G. Inman Sr.
2006
(with apologies to the hip hop scene)
You all know who you is……
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