Reading This will Cost You.

BY BRIANLION

My advice when it is raining.
Get a umbrella and let it rain.

I want the the rain of God.
I need the rein of God.
I see the Reign of God.

I want to be more like God
And less like me.

Some women are looking for Mr Right.
What they get is Mr Rightnow.

The best advice I got at work.
Be friendly not familiar.

If you don't use your head
You'll have to use your feet.

Drama is a disease.
Please get well soon.

Why is the Great Gatsby so great?
I guess I'll have to read the book to find out.

I have never put my footprint on the moon.
But I intend to put them all over the Earth.

Some people are just gluttons.
They will eat anything that doesn't eat them.

I never forget a face.
In your case, I'll make an exception.

I am a Time Traveler.
I travel at exactly 60 minutes per hour.

I have a son who is 20 years old.
In one year he has a good chance of being 21.

My wife says it's either watching sports or her.
I am really going to miss her.