Sic'em On a Poet: Parody of "Sic'em on a Chicken" by Zac Brown Band
A parody of "Sic 'em On A Chicken"
by the "Zac Brown Band"
Sic 'em on a poet
Sic 'em on a poet
Sic 'em on a poet
And watch those haiku's fly
Sic 'em on a poet
Sic 'em on a poet
Sic 'em on a poet
And get a pantoum in your eye
Well I write poems
And I write haiku's
And every now and then
I'll write a pantoum
And post them here
Hoping someone will give 'em a read
And every now and then
My mind will whirl
When my poems get read
By a real pretty girl
And I find myself wishing
That she would talk to me
If she does, she'll find
I'm not a nut
I'm not the type to just
Stare at her butt
Even if I'm so lucky
She's walking in front of me
But if she has shorts on
I know I'll be looking
After all I'm a man
I may even be gawking
At the two pretty legs
That are walking in front of me
Sic 'em on a poet
Sic 'em on a poet
Sic 'em on a poet
And watch those haiku's fly
Sic 'em on a poet
Sic 'em on a poet
Sic 'em on a poet
And get a pantoum in your eye
Now I've been a fan of legs
Since I was a little boy
I'd rather have looked at them
Than played with my toys
But toys were abundant
And pretty girls avoided me
So I'd spend my time
With friends that were boys
And we'd play with all of our Star Wars toys
Wishing a pretty girl would come over
Dressed like Princess Leia
Well, that never happened
And in time I grew up
And pretty girls still looked at me
and said WTF?
Look at him, he ain't never growed up yet!
And I'd feel real bad
And look kinda sad
Thinking all the pretty girls
Would then be glad
If I made someone disappear
And that someone turned out to be me
Sic 'em on a poet
Sic 'em on a poet
Sic 'em on a poet
And watch those haiku's fly
Sic 'em on a poet
Sic 'em on a poet
Sic 'em on a poet
And get a pantoum in your eye
Well, I never did disappear
And the girls did fear
That I'd walk up to them
And say "Hey there"
Do you think you'd ever
Want to go out with me?
They'd say "No way"!
And I'd say "I'm not gay"
I know you don't care
But I told you anyway
And I know you're not dating
So won't you take a chance with me?
I know that sometime
And I know that somewhere
I'll eventually meet a lady fair
And I'll spend the rest of my life
Making that woman happy
Sic 'em on a poet
Sic 'em on a poet
Sic 'em on a poet
And watch those haiku's fly
Sic 'em on a poet
Sic 'em on a poet
Sic 'em on a poet
And get a pantoum in your eye.
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