Rhyming Rhymes and the Rhymers Who Rhyme Them
I went to my lady friend'sJust the other day
She figured I stopped by
Because I wanted
To borrow some money
She thought I'd be afraid to ask
And she said that I was wussy
Then I told her right then and there
That I wanted to lick her popsicle
It was cherry and it looked so red
It made me think of Ripple
And then she laughed at me and said
It's the same color as my pillows
"Hey, look at these", she said
And I tried not to look at her chest
Because in her perfect, loving hands
She cradled both her baseball cards
That her dad had left her
And she wanted me to see them
So I did look with lustful eyes
At both those beautiful babies^^
Then she led me to her bedroom
Where she said she needed me
To help her with something awfully wet
So would I get on my knees?
Just take your fingers and slide them in
As far as they will go
That's it baby, further in
Just a little more
Can you feel it?
Can you feel it now?
Are your fingers through the floor?
For some reason
the floor register is always wet
I cannot understand why
Work your fingers in there, baby
See if you can find out why
Here's the problem
There's a hole that's leaking
Filling the duct with wetness
It's a good thing you had me
Slip my fingers in, or it
Would have stayed wet forever
I'm glad I could help you
Solve this problem
This problem with your wetness
Anytime you need me to slip my fingers in
I'll be there in a second
And I'll leave you satisfied with a job well done.
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