Late Night Cable Confusion?

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    Late Night Cable Confusion?

    Been watching Paula Dean
    with her 'Down Home' cooking
    but her opening appetizer?
    is a thousand calories
    simply for looking

    ...then a late night Infomercial

    that touts great success
    “Watch this video"
    for Flat Abs “Attain them
    in two weeks or less!”

    I've been watching it now
    on my couch for a month
    And horizontally confess
    It's totally bunk!

    I've got twice
    as much paunch
    And more junk
    in my trunk!

    ...searching for a new stream

    History channel looks good!
    it's totally less Food
    And more Thought
    for my Thunk

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    Poetry is either something that lives like fire inside you or else it is nothing, an empty formalized bore around which pedants can endlessly drone their notes and explanations.

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