Fresh News from Buda Texas

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    In honor of Richard, proud resident of Buda, Texas

    Fresh News from Buda Texas

     

    The excitement is building in Buda

    as all prepare for the

     April 24th and 25th Lions Club County

    Fair and Cook-off, which will include

     both barbeque and chili this year.

    (Talk about an explosive combination.)

    The Buda Volunteer Fire Department

    will be placed on alert equipped with an

    ample supply of both Maalox and Beano.

     

    The event will begin this year

     with the Pet Parade followed by

    the nationally renowned Wiener Dog Races.

    Motorcycle club members from as far off

    as Muskogee, Oklahoma are planning on

     attending and rooting for their favorite dog.

    Last year an unfortunate accident delayed the

    race when several of the dogs mauled one of the

    cyclist’s teddy bear that he had mounted on

    the front fender of his bike.

     

    The Chamber of Commerce describes Buda as

    A “Buda-full” place to visit and to live. “Buda-full”?

    (Don’t you wish you had come up with that?)

    Moving along rapidly we should make note of

    the fact that all of the local motels and inns will

    have WIFI installed this year so that guests will have

    access to their Facebook accounts and notes

     left on their walls. Last year there were numerous

     complaints as guests were stressed out due

     to not being able to send hearts and miscellaneous

    other graphical representations to people that

     they don’t even know and are better off not knowing.

     

    The mysterious man who resembles Mark Twain

     was seen at the Salt Lick Restaurant west of town

    on Saturday night last. He was aimlessly wandering

     from table to table carrying a take-out bag which

    some customers were filling with left over ribs

    as well as an occasional handful of change.

     The man approached the owners in an attempt to

    negotiate a presentation of what he referred to

    as his “stage act” for a free meal but to no avail.

    He disappeared into the night, take-out bag in tow

    humming Way Down Upon the Swanee River..

     

    ©Copyright Charlie Gragg April 2010.       

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    Altair commented on Fresh News from Buda Texas

    04-17-2010

    buda'ful indeed hampton, a journey into your mind's eye...very descriptive and insightful beyond its face value...loved it

    Hampton

    04/17/2010

    Many thanks.

    WordSlinger commented on Fresh News from Buda Texas

    04-16-2010

    lol, i have to see one of these, Wiener Dog Races, lmao hard, ty Hampton, WS

    Hampton

    04/16/2010

    Thanks John.

    ginga commented on Fresh News from Buda Texas

    04-15-2010

    Ohhhh Booy here we go again. Richard in Buda strikes again. I am getting ready for the accompanying poetic notes that Hampton is so famous for. Hold on to your seat folks.... ginga

    Hampton

    04/15/2010

    Thank you.

    jademelissa74 commented on Fresh News from Buda Texas

    04-15-2010

    Charlie, this is as usual, fun and entertaining to read. Your presentation and precised delivery is always on point. "Moving along rapidly we should make note of the fact that all of the local motels and inns will have WIFI installed this year so that guests will have access to their Facebook accounts and notes left on their walls." This paragraph made me smile. Thanks Charlie!

    Hampton

    04/15/2010

    And thank you my dear.

    dancinghawk commented on Fresh News from Buda Texas

    04-14-2010

    ahh, lovely news from Buda ... what a welcome refresher ... thx, Hampton! -dh

    Hampton

    04/14/2010

    I am so glad you enjoyed it. Thank You.

    To have great poets there must be great audiences too.

    Walt Whitman, American Poet (1819-1892)

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