Pirates
When he's not busy boarding ships
What does a pirate do,
When summer's heavy on the air
And skies are fair and blue?
He pulls the wings off butterflies
And thinks it such a prank
To put them on an ice cream stick
And make them walk the plank!
And what's a terrorist to do
When given a day off?
No bombs to build nor planes to jack,
No infidels to scoff?
Does he wear those speedo trunks
And tool around resorts?
Is co-ed girls beach volleyball
Among his favorite sports?
And what about a lobbyist
With congress in recess?
What does he do to pass the time,
How does he ease his stress?
Convincing boys to place the tacks
Upon the teacher's chair,
Or put the double bubble gum
In Susie Parker's hair?
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